War

I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel: You lousy cork-soakers. You have violated my farging rights. Dis somanumbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin' iceholes.

Without providing any evidence, or giving any reason why such a thing might be true, Russian authorities blamed Ukraine

President Volodymyr Zelensky has dismissed Russia’s claims that Ukraine attempted to ‘assassinate’ Russian dictator Vladimir Putin after a drone reportedly exploded just above the Kremlin overnight

Here we go with the oh my god, poor Putin survived an assassination attempt story. Of course, the attack if you could call it that, had a camera pointed right at it and followed it around. Uh huh.

It's been said that blimps are better for wartime intelligence gathering than drones are. Apparently, the Chinese have been working on one.